i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
and you fell through a lawn chair
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
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