So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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