you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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