What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
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I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
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sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
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