I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
