are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
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