This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
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Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
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Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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