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Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.

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Is it any good?

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Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.

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(615): Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet. (404): Is it any good? (615): Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that. http://tfl.nu/ptq9

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dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine

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(816): dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine http://tfl.nu/klxs

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I have a critically important question to ask.

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Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?

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(519): I have a critically important question to ask. (519): Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist? http://tfl.nu/val5

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(479): View more from Arkansas

I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.

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(479): I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle. http://tfl.nu/61o1

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(802): View more from Vermont

i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.

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(802): i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol. http://tfl.nu/lstw

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(315): View more from New York

She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...

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(315): She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this... http://tfl.nu/h8y9

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(425): View more from Washington

After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.

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(425): After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake. http://tfl.nu/nvef

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(812): View more from Indiana

You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.

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(812): You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down. http://tfl.nu/c4iu

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YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!

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correction: escorted out

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(404): YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?! (678): correction: escorted out http://tfl.nu/gkul

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Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.

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(940): Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him. http://tfl.nu/o9z5

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After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.

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(631): After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment. http://tfl.nu/pq89

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(360): View more from Washington

just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.

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(360): just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe. http://tfl.nu/xu32

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Im 95% ready to shit behind 711

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(360): Im 95% ready to shit behind 711 http://tfl.nu/2mf3

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I feel awful

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Physically or morally

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Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.

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(513): I feel awful (1-513): Physically or morally (513): Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances. http://tfl.nu/3wvv

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I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.

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(218): I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over. http://tfl.nu/5car

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