I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.