No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
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Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
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I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.