its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
Dating After Heartbreak
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
These Images Prove Chrissy Teigen is the Funniest Model Alive
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..