its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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