They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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