Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Are we still banned from the library?
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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