The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
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It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
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Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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