Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
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No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
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"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
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