I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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