I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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