My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
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I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
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We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
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