This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
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I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
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So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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