saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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