well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
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just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
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After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
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