Are we in a gay sports bar?
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
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I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
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i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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