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I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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