what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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