people are starting to question the shark bite story
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
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I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
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Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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