maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
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