yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
I need moral support for this bender
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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