can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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