yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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