Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
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At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
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I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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