If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
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Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
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SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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