what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
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