your thong is hanging out like whoa
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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