so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
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