Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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