We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
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This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
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I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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