You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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