i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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