I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
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Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
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A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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