Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
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Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
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I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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