just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
Randomize
