I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
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