I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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