i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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