We should be called the Road Head Warriors
The best revenge is premature balding
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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