Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
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My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
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Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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