A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
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She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
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its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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