Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Who did Billy Mays play for?
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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