i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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