Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
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Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
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That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
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