He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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