I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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