i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
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No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
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There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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